Funny whatsapp status

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Your status will be smile for others ;).

I am not lazy i am just on My energy saving mode.

1)  Can’t talk, telepathy only!

2) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

3) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

4) Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

5) Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

6) Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have. latest funny whatsapp status

7) When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

8) Just concentrate on dp…;)

9) No status just April full to you… 🙂

10) Happy to know  that you are follow me… 😉

11) I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

12) Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

13)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

14) we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

15) The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

 

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