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Topless pictures of the Royal Family don’t shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.

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That awkward moment when you’re at your friend’s house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

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Just cause you’re sleeping with someone doesn’t automatically make them yours! If there’s no commitment then it’s all fair game!!

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Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?

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Don’t make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )

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To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..

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If you’re told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

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Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say ‘ninja’ once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years

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When someone looks over my shoulder while I’m on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ‘HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.’

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the best part about this status message is that by the time you’ve finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

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Please hold, your call is important to us. Not ‘hire more operators’ important.. But like ‘if you need to hang up, that’s cool’ important.

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