Double meaning jokes, Sms, Message

Double meaning jokes

Double meaning jokes, Sms, Message

 

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एक आदमी मेरिज ब्यूरो मे फोन करके बोलता है.

मेरे दोनो हाथ और दोनो पैर नही है. क्या मेरी शादी हो सकती है ?

लेडी ऑपरेटर: हा हो सकती है. लेकिन आपका ‘वो’ तो है ना?

आदमी: हा! उस से ही नंबर डायल किया.!!!!

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स्कूल टाइम में की हुई सबसे फेमस शिकायत
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मेडम ये हिला रहा है लिखने नहीं देता ..

 

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Ladka: I love you baby..

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Ladki: BossDK ab kis ka ghar Khali hai..??

 

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स्कूल मे मेडम बच्चो से..
मेडम : आज कुछ मजेदार पहेलियाँ पूछती हूँ जवाब सोचकर बताना
बच्चें : जी मेडम
मेडम : ऎसा कौन-सा पान हें जिसको खाया नहीं जा सकता?
पप्पू : पप्पू जोर-जोर से पेट पकड कर हँसने लगा
मेडम : क्या हुआ पप्पू? इतनी हँसी क्यों आरही हें?
पप्पू : मेडम आप भी ना कॆसे-कॆसे सवाल करती हें .. ‘स्तनपान’.

मेडम : नालायक, गधे ‘जापान’

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Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi

Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai..’

Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi

Kyun..????

 

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Ek aadmi marriage bureau me phone karke bolta hai

mere dono haath aur dono pair nahi hai. kya meri shadi ho sakti hai?

lady operater: ha ho sakti hai. lekin aapko wo to hai na?

Man: Haan! us se hi number dial kiya.

 

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Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
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Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?

 

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Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife: What..???

Where..??

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:

‘I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’

 

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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!

 

10)

Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha,
Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..

Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat..
Me mazak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!!

 

11)

A Little boy asks to Sunny Leone :-
Aunty ji, you have a Bungalow,
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
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Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai..

 

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